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This is the most intelligent thing I've read all day. >From: Rick JELLIFFE <ricko@g...> > >"J.G.A. Mallaparaju" wrote: > > > > dear all: > > I need a clarification. > > I've come across (While reading a document on WAP), a term- "XML > > Middleware". What does it mean? > >Middleware is a kind of American stretchable undergarment, for >restraining bellies and all the big fat bottoms. For obvious reasons it >does not come in a size S (small): the little man does't really need >middleware. So it only needs to fit sizes X, M, and L. > >In Canada, where there are strict laws prohibiting one thing and >enforcing the other, they have do have S, and also G (Grande) instead of >the American X. Probably because of the cold, the rich mix of cultures, >etc. etc., this SGML middleware is rather more elaborate than the XML >middleware. > >Because it is based on ISO standards, XML middleware can be enjoyed by >Europeans and people from many different countries too, though in some >Asian countries there are attempts to relax the design, since the >original is often felt to be too loose for some types and to restricting >for others. Pundits complain that XML middleware is just a silly >fashion, because of its Draconian design: if anything gets out-of-place >the whole thing falls apart (often with the characteristic sound "WAP" >so amusing to children.) > >I hope this helps. > >Rick Jelliffe ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com
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