RE: Microsoft Patents Serializing Objects To XML And Se nding
I know. Fix what you can. Or maybe we'll just turn it over to the folks who sent me the letter copied below. len From: Jim Ancona [mailto:jim@a...] Again, being able to "prove what you say is yours is" won't help if the other guy got his patent first. He will have a monopoly for the next 20 years. ************************************************* Mrs. Clueless L. Bullarkana 104 Peachtree Street, Atlanta, Georgia 10102 Howdy, With warm heart I offer my friendship and hosannas, and I hope this mail meets you well on your way to a fine buzz. However strange or surprising this contact might seem to you as we have not met socially or had any dealings at church, I humbly beseech that you chew on its importance and the immense benefit it will be to you and me. After careful consideration with my creditors, we resolved to contact you for your most needed assistance in this manner. I duly apologize for waking you up on Saturday morning, as I make this proposal to you as a person of good raising. I got your contacts through Goobler and out of consternation decided to recruit you. First, I wish to introduce myself properly to you. My name is Mrs. Clueless L. Bullarkana, holder of two mortgages and supporting the pool boy, the Charles Chips man, and a podiatrist. My husband's name is Mr. Tinker Bullarkana. He was at the races at Talladega when the Viagra Team Ford struck him and others in the infield on the 22th of June 2004. Shortly after my husband passed on to the Great Pitstop in the Hereafter, a private eye in Birmingham contacted me as common-law wife to come forth with his birth certificate and claim a beer cooler the worthless s.o.b. left at the Talladega Concession Stand. I went through his wallet and to my deeelight, I discovered fourteen lines of code and other documents relating to his invention of a search box with code for finding secret stashes of Pabst Blue Ribbon hidden around our farm in Eastaboga. Of course, I threw the code away as PBR is a beer only wussies from Seattle would drink. The wallet, which is in his swimming trunks containing the sum of $17.41 which was generated from cash payments from his business associates in butterbeans from Opelika. Though I knew my late husband was in the butterbean business, I did not have the knowledge that he moved funds in cash. This comes as a shock to me and my stepchildren, and we have decided to have this fund invested immediately in commercial and residential properties in South Tennessee as well as profitable ventures, as any member of my family cannot hold such a huge amount in our name, hence we sincerely propose to you to render us your most needed assistance in this regard. If you agree to render us your assistance, your role in this project will be to act on my behalf as a trustee to receive the butter bean funds from my cousin Ezekiel. However, I believe this transaction should be based on mutual benefit and interest so iffen the money ain't enough, I can be beholden to certain other rewards as might pique your interests. For your reliable assistance, we are offering you 20% of the funds or next year's crop. I thank you in advance as we anticipate your assistance in enabling us to achieve this goal. On hearing from you, I will forward your email address to cousin Zeke for immediate commencement of the transaction. Whether or not you are interested in assisting us please let us know. This will enable us to find other suckers, in the event of non-interest on your part. Y'all come, Mrs.Clueless L. Bullarkana.
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