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Why, the MusicML folks of course! ;) Kind Regards, Joe Chiusano Booz Allen Hamilton Strategy and Technology Consultants to the World > -----Original Message----- > From: Governor James [mailto:jgovernor@r...] > Sent: Friday, October 01, 2004 7:23 AM > To: Chiusano Joseph; Jonathan Robie > Cc: xml-dev@l... > Subject: RE: [Fwd: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song?] > > Who is going to record it? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Chiusano Joseph [mailto:chiusano_joseph@b...] > Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 4:12 PM > To: Jonathan Robie > Cc: xml-dev@l... > Subject: Re: [Fwd: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song?] > > There'll be a chorus at XML 2004...:P > > Kind Regards, > Joe Chiusano > Booz Allen Hamilton > Strategy and Technology Consultants to the World > > Jonathan Robie wrote: > > > > I found this amusing... > > > > Jonathan > > > > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > -- > > > > Subject: Not-entirely-OT: XSLT theme song? > > Resent-Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 10:01:41 -0400 (EDT) > > Resent-From: public-qt-comments@w... > > Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2004 09:50:24 -0400 > > From: "Joe Kesselman (Keshlam)" <keshlam@a...> > > Reply-To: keshlam@u... > > To: public-qt-comments@w... > > > > Crossposted from the newsgroup rec.music.filk with the author's > > permission; thought you folks would appreciate it: > > > > <?song version="1.0" name="XSLT" author="Robin Johnson"?> > > > > Young man, there's no need to feel blue I said, young man, here's a > > language for you If your data doesn't look like it ought There's no > > need to feel so distraught > > > > Young man, if you're going through hell Trying to transform all of > > your XML I said young man, are you listenin' to me? > > You can stick that damn ASP... > > > > <xsl:template name="chorus"> > > It's fun to program in XSLT! > > It's fun to program in XSLT! > > Every line in your code > > Is an XML node > > And the program is one big tree > > > > It's fun to program in XSLT! > > It's fun to program in XSLT! > > It works functionally > > And it's side-effect free > > And the variables don't vary > > </xsl:template> > > > > It's a language like no other you've seen It's got constructs that > > will make you turn green It's recursive as a thing that > recurs And it > > ain't got no procedures > > > > Young man - if you don't know .NET > > And you haven't read your Java books yet There is still > time to learn > > XSLT It's almost as easy as C... > > > > <xsl:call-template name="chorus"/> > > > > XSLT! > > XSLT! > > Young man, young man, there's no need for distress! > > Young man, young man, put down that CSS! > > > > XSLT! > > XSLT! > > XSLT!... etc. > > > > Robin Johnson > > http://www.robinjohnson.f9.co.uk - rj at robinjohnson dot f9 dot co > > dot uk "The labours of men of genius, however erroneously directed, > > scarcely ever fail in contributing ultimately to the solid advantage > of mankind." > > - Mary Shelley > > > > <graphic id="dancers" type="ascii-graphics" added-by="Joe > Kesselman"> > > X ,- | > > /0\ \0 |O___ ___O___ > > -|- /\ | | > > | |-' | | > > / \ / \ / \ / \ > > </graphic> > > > > -- > > Joe Kesselman, IBM Next-Gen Web Tech: XML, XSL, and more. > > > > > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > -- > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > > The xml-dev list is sponsored by XML.org <http://www.xml.org>, an > > initiative of OASIS <http://www.oasis-open.org> > > > > The list archives are at http://lists.xml.org/archives/xml-dev/ > > > > To subscribe or unsubscribe from this list use the subscription > > manager: <http://www.oasis-open.org/mlmanage/index.php> > > -- > Kind Regards, > Joseph Chiusano > Associate > Booz Allen Hamilton > > ----------------------------------------------------------------- > The xml-dev list is sponsored by XML.org > <http://www.xml.org>, an initiative of OASIS > <http://www.oasis-open.org> > > The list archives are at http://lists.xml.org/archives/xml-dev/ > > To subscribe or unsubscribe from this list use the subscription > manager: <http://www.oasis-open.org/mlmanage/index.php> > > >
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