[XML-DEV Mailing List Archive Home] [By Thread] [By Date] [Recent Entries] [Reply To This Message] RE: FWD: Markup-language joke
I'm a fan of robotwisdom.com, but without mentioning him by name, I've often used Barger as a case study of someone who really doesn't get XML because it's gotten too popular. He sees people who use XML as the hammer to too many variations on nails, and it doesn't work well for his variations on nails, so he comes to the conclusion that XML is badly designed. In his case (not a direct quote, but a summary of his attitude) "XML is terrible for AI work! What were the people who designed XML thinking?" He keeps complaining, but he keeps coming back (e.g. posting to comp.text.xml, apparently). Search http://www.robotwisdom.com/log2002m06.html for the word "mistake" to find his detailed, out-of-left field complaints about an O'Reilly quotation of the XML FAQ. (By the way, anti-XML anti-SGML people must be awfully clever if they can hack into a theater's projection system so "quickly.") Bob DuCharme www.snee.com/bob <bob@ snee.com> "The elements be kind to thee, and make thy spirits all of comfort!" Anthony and Cleopatra, III ii -----Original Message----- From: akmal @ city [mailto:akmal@s...] Sent: Sunday, July 14, 2002 5:00 PM To: xml-dev@l... Subject: FWD: Markup-language joke Hi All, Just saw this on comp.text.xml, posted by Jorn Barger: <quote> An SGML fan, an XML fan, and an HTML fan are watching a movie when they notice smoke coming out of a trashcan. The SGML fan says "We must convince the theater management to hire an expert to write a DTD for emergency-announcements, and sell them an expensive application for archiving announcements, and get them to hire a team to convert all their old announcements to SGML!" The XML fan says, "There's no time for that! We must train all the audience members to recognise XML, and then start a committee to investigate the possibility of starting negotiations to form a working group to write a paper on the future evolution of emergency-announcement semantics!" Meanwhile, the HTML fan takes out his wireless PDA and types in: <h1><blink><font color=red>FIRE!</font></blink></h1> which he quickly hacks the digital projection system to display, saving the lives of everyone in the theater. the pragmatic web: http://www.robotwisdom.com/web/pragmatics.html </quote> -- akmal chaudhri IBM developerWorks - http://www.ibm.com/developerWorks/ XMLDatabases ------- http://www.btinternet.com/~xmldatabases/ ----------------------------------------------------------------- The xml-dev list is sponsored by XML.org <http://www.xml.org>, an initiative of OASIS <http://www.oasis-open.org> The list archives are at http://lists.xml.org/archives/xml-dev/ To subscribe or unsubscribe from this list use the subscription manager: <http://lists.xml.org/ob/adm.pl>
|
PURCHASE STYLUS STUDIO ONLINE TODAY!Purchasing Stylus Studio from our online shop is Easy, Secure and Value Priced! Download The World's Best XML IDE!Accelerate XML development with our award-winning XML IDE - Download a free trial today! Subscribe in XML format
|